i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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