I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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