About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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