we're blogging at a bar
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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