So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I had to cum in my sink.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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