Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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