You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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