Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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