all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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