I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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