you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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