haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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