'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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