Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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