Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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