There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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