I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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