So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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