She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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