Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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