i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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