Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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