roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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