I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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