do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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