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(703): View more from Virginia

Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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(703): Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza http://tfl.nu/9pba

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(409): View more from Texas

i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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(409): i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24. http://tfl.nu/ryw9

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.

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(774): I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me. http://tfl.nu/t4sa

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(661): View more from California

Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.

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(661): Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better. http://tfl.nu/n2tz

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(647): View more from Ontario

I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum

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(647): I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum http://tfl.nu/wnzc

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(419): View more from Ohio

How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?

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(419): How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles? http://tfl.nu/1dpq

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(651): View more from Minnesota

okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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(651): okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. http://tfl.nu/937u

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance

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(919): Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance http://tfl.nu/6t4u

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(616): View more from Michigan

Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.

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(616): Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind. http://tfl.nu/1wb4

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(404): View more from Georgia

Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.

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(404): Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining. http://tfl.nu/2wxu

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"

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(780): They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge" http://tfl.nu/puda

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.

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(307): Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation. http://tfl.nu/c3ab

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame

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(306): I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame http://tfl.nu/y48t

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(650): View more from California

Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S

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(650): Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S http://tfl.nu/kv3h

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.

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The tryst?

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The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.

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(952): I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst. (1-952): The tryst? (952): The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity. http://tfl.nu/9sse

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