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• (212): View more from New York

  True but thats because hes a fetus.

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• (619): View more from California

  thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

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• (209): View more from California

  His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley

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  C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.

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