sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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