Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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