You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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