i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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