he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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