I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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