The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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