Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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