"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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