Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My ass is underappreciated
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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