yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?