I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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