Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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