:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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