maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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