I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Dicks are not precious.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
