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How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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