If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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