Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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