didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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