Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you told grandpa to call you daddy
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize