I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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