Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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