If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
