i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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