Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I need water and some morals
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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