those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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