it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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