He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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